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Boyz in the Hoodslam: Menace to Sobriety
Friday, July 6, 2012
8:30pm
Boyz in the Hoodslam: Menace to Sobriety
Friday, July 6th 8:30 PM
630 3rd St, Oakland, CA
$10 cover, donotbringyourfnkids
The return of Francine Dead! Words don't do it justice. You must see to fully understand the awesome
The fate of the Golden Gig hangs in the balance as the challenging team of the James Gang (James, Stoney Montana, and Drugs Bunny) take on the Champions Panther Party (a three man combination of Super Tiger, Rasta Mysterio, Anthony Butabi, or Grand Master G managed by the Panther)
It all started with Mega Man's crush on Cammey...then she said she was dating a Hoodslammer, and Team CAPCOM was sent into turmoil. Mega Man split, and the team wanted revenge for their lost soldier. After much pressuring, Cammey finally revealed who it was, Johnny Drinko Butabi. This made Drinko a target for Team CAPCOM, and they were quick to strike. But Mega Man was there to assist Drinko in warding off the CAPCOM attackers. After victory and celebration, the two stood together as a paragon of victory and teamwork. Mega Man, however, still harbored resentful feelings. He attacked Drinko. At the June to Remember, the two cost each other their matches, showing that this would not just go away. Drinko made the challenge for a match. Not just any match, but a match that would signal "The End of An Era". Mega Man V. Drinko Butabi, Gig, FTF
The James Gang had extended Red Rhino 2099 an invitation to join their group at the last event, stating that the cybernetic monster from the future would never be a boss, but had the tools to be a member. Rhino disagreed, and attacked the Gang, leading to a brutal assault from the numerically stronger squad. Pooh Jack was there to make the save, as is his nature. But Rhino would have none of it, attacking the honey loving vanilla gangsta as well. On July 6th, at Boyz in the Hoodslam, Red Rhino 2099 will have a rematch with Pooh Jack over a year in the making. Not since May of 2011 have the two fought one on one; the cyborg from the future will use all his extra knowledge and upgrades to battle the furious forest fury from the fuzzy furry that is the gangsta Pooh Jack!
Brian Kendrick will be there! Yes, former WWE Champion, international wrestling superstar, and guy who almost won the Brock Lesnar Memorial Trophy Brian Kendrick. The. Doing what? Nobody knows...Hoodslam has some suggestions, but he may have some ideas of his own!
The Trial of Juiced Lee reaches it's startling conclusion! DARK Sheik and his lawyer Gordy Bombstein have presented a strong case to the honorable Judge Dredd as the prosecution! She Hulk, with help from her friend Wonder Woman, has built a defense around the compassion of Juiced Lee. While he did end the existence of Zombie Vinny Butabi, he chose not to kill Lucha Magnifico and Kassy Summers on previous occasions (the two would testify to the fact as witnesses at the June to Remember). What will the final verdict be? A innocent and returning Juiced Lee? Or will he face imprisonment for his actions, effectively ending his life and Hoodslam career?
And of course, the Mike Awesome Tribute Suicide Sixway Clusterfuck Challenge. 6 challengers, two in the ring at once, one in every corner. Tag rules apply, the first to score a pinfall or submission victory will be declared the winner!
Shelly Martinez! You know her! You remember her! She’ll be there again! It’s fuckin rad!
Sexy Chino, Blanka, Zangief, Cammey, the Stoner Brothers, Otis the Gimp, Chupacabra, Hornswaggar, Courtney Crimson of Displayed Labors Sideshow!...so…many…cool…things…
But wait! There’s always more! Live commentary from PWTorch.com’s fan voted Best Commentator in Wrestling, the JuggalOG Kevin Gill! And he’s not alone! Tough Enough’s AJ Kirsch will be there on commentary as well, and he is a party starter to say the least! Live music by the same band with a different name! Drinks and food and shirts and merch…
That’s it…no more hyping…it’s a lot of amazing things, but in the end it’s just the same old crew. Doing what we do. Holdin’ down the hood, reppin’ our crew…
Boyz in the Hoodslam: Menace to Sobriety
Friday, July 6th 8:30 PM
630 3rd St, Oakland, CA
$10 cover, donotbringyourfnkids
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