$8 Advance / $10 Day of Show
Feats of strength and danger! Breasts of destruction! Coming out of the Shadows on APRIL 27TH at SIBERIA! For one night only, come watch the freaks of the “Oh No!” Variety Show in action!
Faust the Destroyer is a new breed of strongman, presenting the Iron Jaw, where he lifts a person up to 150lbs, hoists a keg, and even pulls vehicles using his pearly whites.
David the Goliath is a feral strongman, unable to shake his upbringing from pissed off honey badgers...he doesn't adapt well to current society, as he behaves quite a lot like Crocodile Dundee. Defeating animal traps mean enough to take out your mother in law, and a bed of machetes that makes Danny Trejo unsettled, he's definitely going to keep your attention.
He and Faust play well together...though it might have something to do with the fact that Faust often communicates to his deceased Warlock ancestor who teaches him rituals from the Necronomicon. Between that and his mad voodoo skills, no one can resist his charm
For this one enchanted evening, we are joined by Reverend Spooky LeStrange (the most dangerous woman in burlesque) and her Billion Dollar Baby Dolls. Lydia Treats, the snack that bites back... Honey Tangerine the tasty treat that doesn't miss a beat, Cherry Bombshell the sensual explosion, Xena Xeit-Geist, Artemis Lark, and Dolly Pop.
Opposite them is the Amazing Boobzilla, a mutant ninja contracted by the Department of Defense. Godzilla will never reach U.S. soil thanks to her. He once heard the resounding crack of the fire breathing siren of destruction’s bra clasps breaking..and was deafened by the massive sound wave that followed the release of those mighty breasticles.
Even Death himself scurried away in fear after he saw Boobzilla lift 200 lbs of concrete...as well as making the Karate Kid look like an epic failure as she JUDO CHOPS cement bricks with only her epic tits! As seen on Jerry Springer’s PAY PER VIEW and upcoming season 2 of AMC’s FREAKSHOW, the Amazing Boobzilla will leave you on your knees begging for more, and she has plenty to unleash...