Underworld Opera presents:

H O O D S L A M

#america

at Oakland Metro Operahouse

Time: 9:00pm     Day: Friday     Doors: 8:00pm     Ages: 21+ Ages    
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21 and up, $20 cover, dontbringyourfnkids

Featuring: Joey Ryan, Katarina Lee, Kris Wolf, Morrrreess


#AMERICA, FUCK YEAH

We don't care how hard a bunch of over paid idiots in our capital try and ruin it, THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS THE BEES KNEES! Talking about a country that loves apple pie so much, we fuck it! We love the word America so much, we'll slap it on the front of any reality show and it'll fucking sell! Nobody has enjoyed a baseball game except Joey Ryan in over a decade, but FUCK THAT we still play 7000 games a year, and we'll probably add more!




It's this unwavering spirit, the defiant call to go beyond, our INNATE PATRIOTIC FURVOR THAT INCITES GLORY AND JUSTICE! You say it can't be done, we're doing it - and throwing a radio on it.




And whats the most American thing on the planet? YOU'RE GODAMN RIGHT, ITS PRO WRESTLING. And much like our great nation, Hoodslam is a diverse melting pot of pushing the envelope and finding new ground.




Theirs gold yet to be found in this land, and while it feels like a lot of hate going on, we are all #AMERICA, and we can overcome...by watching violence together.




Full bar CUZ AMERICA. Live music CUZ AMERICA. Broseph Joe Brody CUZ AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM.




Bring Stars. Bring Stripes. Just don't bring your f'n kids.

Follow @hoodslam on everything social. Go to birdswillfall.com for neat info. Watch us live on Twitch. Fuck the Fans, and God Bless America!