Fabulous Breasts and Where to Find Them
A Burlesque Tribute to Harry Potter
Ruby Tesla Burlesque & Cupcake Burlesque present:
Fabulous Breasts and Where to Find Them : A Burlesque Tribute to Harry Potter. Featuring a magical cast of burlesque stars from across the land, including special guest headliner, viral sensation Florida Man as Lady Voldemort!
School is in session. It's time for your first lesson in Defense Against the Clothed Arts - how to disrobe your opponent. Turn to page 394, take out your wand, and repeat after me: Expellipanties!
Your next lesson is at the Kelsey Theater on July 13th, where you'll face your greatest fears and temptations. Step into the great hall for an evening of magic and wonder, seduction and intrigue. Enjoy the horrors of the Forbidden Forest and the delights of Honeydukes for one night only. Wizards, witches, muggles, squibs, centaurs and house-elves - all kinds are welcome. Seated show, 18 and over, bar with ID. Tickets are $15 general admission, $20 day of show and $30/$40 VIP first 3 rows (plus taxes & fees).
Get your tickets while you still can. Do not disappoint me.
