Unidentified Subjects
PROBE
MEDIUM SERIOUS
The cosmos has literally aligned to bring you what historians will one day call the most important evening in human civilization.
On April 11th, at the completely unassuming Trailside Saloon on Colorado Blvd, THREE acts of such staggering cosmic magnitude will converge that the aliens hovering overhead on this very flyer couldn't stay away.
Headlining is UNIDENTIFIED SUBJECTS. Are they a band? Are they government operatives? Nobody knows. That's the POINT.
Then
PROBE.
Just... PROBE.
You already felt uncomfortable reading that and you KNOW you're going.
And opening this intergalactic fever dream.
MEDIUM SERIOUS.
Purveyors of Classic & Alternative Rock who have boldly committed to being neither fully committed nor entirely casual.
A VISION.
A LIFESTYLE.
All of this
ALL OF THIS...
Can be yours for the low, low price of $10 at the door or a whopping $12 if you wait like some kind of animal.
7:00 PM. 18+. No excuses.
If you miss this show, the aliens win. 👽
Don't let the aliens win, insert name here.
